Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee
11. Scientists are using your bloodstream to collide particles until the LHC is fixed.
10 Andy Dick tells you to calm down.
9. You haven't blinked in 4 hours.
8. Drug dealers hide their drugs inside you to throw off the dogs.
7. You have sudden urge to ride a donkey in the mountains of Colombia.
6. Your urine is black and tarry.
5. Those 16-hour shifts feel like 8-hour ones.
4. People rub up against you to stay awake.
3. Bugs die after biting you.
2. You've tweeted 200 times in the last minute, and used all 140 characters each time.
1. The vampires are bouncing off the walls.
P.S. This is a coffee, I mean, copy paste job. I know what the LHC is but I have no idea who Andy Dick is. Is he as famous as Paris Hilton or Cristiano Ronaldo?
Haven't a clue! Cute post, though.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I'm working on it...not quite there this morning yet...bring on the rest of the pot!
ReplyDeleteimao... and all of the above would describe me.. theres more coffee ie caffeine in my system than blood . my dna has been identified as maxwell house bold... thanks feelin lousy and this made me grin real big. brb gotta fill my cup. love ya Brenda
ReplyDeleteMorning Brenda!
ReplyDeleteLMBO This really does remind me of a few 'coffee lovers'.
"Bugs die after biting you." If this was 'repels bugs', I would start drinking it. ~giggles~
LOL, this is a fun post - I don't think though I'd ever find a 16-hour-shift as short as a 8-hour shift... or perhaps if I had too much coffee.
ReplyDeleteBut really, sometimes I have eight cups a day at work and it doesn't feel any different. Perhaps coffee doesn't effect on me consciously, who knows...
Neat post, I"m a 12 cup a day person myself, so I can totally relate :-) I was wondering why my co-workers were getting so close to me towards the end of the day ;-)
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